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You And I

12 years and counting;
We've made quite a pair.

By now I know
You'll always be there.

Though your age is showing,
Your parts work better than ever.
[wink]

When I fart,
You don't say a word.

You think my butt's too big;
I think you have lousy arms.

So we are even.

You've cheated on me,
But I don't care.
I've cheated on you.

So we are even.

You're my one and only
Office chair.